Chapter 11
Teenagers
So for the sake of my ears, please, shut the fuck up. I’m not interested in whatshisface fancying whojimyflip and how unfair it is because you fancy them. I don’t care if you don’t have any credit to text your moronic mate who is sat next to you in class, and to whom you will come home and spend all fucking night on the phone to. I couldn’t give a rat’s arse if you must absolutely have new trainers, because you have wrecked the ones you were brought 2 months ago. On that, a quick tip for you, if you wore them properly and undid the laces to take them off, they would last longer!
Speaking of fashion, I do not wish to see your arse! The top of your jeans goes round your waist, not just below your unwashed backside. Underwear is called underwear because you wear it UNDER your trousers. The clue is staring you in the fizzog, under-fucking-wear! For Christ sake, it’s that simple so you teenagers can understand it. Unless of course you are 18/19 years old, female and wearing a thong; in which case it should be the law.
Today it’s completely different, if a copper touches one of these little angels, assault, rape, all manner of things are directed at the officer. Including the little bastards fat goby mother, who thinks the little shit, can do no wrong. Parents are not allowed to discipline unruly kids any more. Kid throws a tantrum in Sainsbury’s; don’t think you can smack the whining git, no no, someone of a Guardian persuasion, will be forced to call the police, where they will charge you with assault.
How about if parents were allowed to discipline their kids, then the police wouldn’t have to deal with them in the future? I would be able to go into the wine shop, and not be verbally assaulted, because I won’t buy alcohol for a 14 year old. Nice cars could be left in the street without being keyed and my bike without being pushed over, all because some spot faced shit has “got nuffin better to fukin do†and “wot you gonna fukin do bout it anyway.â€
now i must say this is not based on every teeneager but god this is all so true.
personally, i agree. i think it is rather comical yet all aspects you have covered seem to be researched well. this could go far
very well written.
I know you think us teenagers are scruffy, dont bath often, and you cant see the flors in our rooms,, That is how it would be if it was up to us but some people parents make them clean it up im not slagging off any ones mums and dads im just saying that people like us should actually take our positions and just clean it dosent hurt i promise.. =]